He's Got it all Figured Out!

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One summer afternoon, a mom was simply exasperated with her young son's antics.  She snapped at him saying, "How do you ever expect to get into heaven when you act this way?"

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"Well," fidgeted little Jimmy after some thought, "I'll run in and out and keep slamming the door until they say, 'Come in or stay out' and then I'll go in."

 

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